It's time to take a break from studying when you can't remember what "malice" means. Or the difference between 1º and 2º murder.
Sure, Rape, Burglary, Robbery, Kidnapping, Arson. Gotcha. But Murder? Um. The deliberate and intentionally killing of a human with malice aforethought. And 2º is without malice aforethought. But how can anyone deliberately and intentionally kill a person without malice? What is malice exactly? Is it like baking soda? Or allergies?
I was doing Contracts essays earlier. Rescission, Reformation, Modification, Mistake. It all sounds so similar.
Just remember to run down the escalator towards the offeree shouting, "REVOKE, REVOKE!!" at the top of your lungs. And if you are in a car accident, NEVER SAY you are sorry. You can say it silently, to god, while you pray, in church or to your friend-that-lives-in-your-head. But never say it out loud where someone might hear you and it can be used to impeach you.
As soon as I get employment, I'm going to start a tradition. I'm going to give weird hot sauce as presents for xmas. Or birthdays. Mostly xmas. Because I was looking at various hot sauces online and there are some with very funny names. I suspect they are mostly novelty hot sauces but there were also some very legitimate ones too. For instance, Marie Sharpe's Belizean hot sauce: a-MAZE-ing. It gives me tingles up my scalp and down my spine. I shiver just thinking about how wonderful that sauce makes me feel. Hot sauce causes endorphins to be released in one's body.
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