Oh, I'm being facetious. I'm trying to be cute. I'm trying to bring smiles to my otherwise joyless existence. Just kidding again! My life is full of smiles.
Today, I read so many bar essays on Constitutional Law that I feel full of civil liberties. I feel like a whole contingent of civil liberties. It's especially confusing when the fact patterns use waste collection as the conflicting interest in Constitutional Law. Waste collection is a fundamental right. And NO ONE should be discriminate against when it comes to waste collection. Your waste has just as much right to be dumped in the land fill as my waste. Even if your waste is green. Don't discriminate the waste! Treat all waste equally! Respect my waste's fundamental Constitutional Rights!
Wha-t-ever.
The only worst fact patterns are the ones that involve Civil Procedure. Luckily the analysis for Civil Procedure questions incorporate all the knowledge needed. Perhaps "luckily" is not the correct preceding word for that previous sentence. I'm all mixed up.
Rob was able to fix the faucet in my parent's kitchen this afternoon. Good boy. He's earned his keep for the month. It turns out that there was a buildup of lime and impurities clogging up the faucet, right where the faucet connects to the hose under the sink. Rob disconnected the water, took off the faucet fixture and took it apart piece by piece. When he came to that spigot/plug/bottleneck/thing, there were small white things blocking the flow of water. After rinsing that out, the water flowed freely! This is a great relief because for nearly a year, the kitchen sink's water pressure has been similar to a trickling brook nearing the end of summer. Barely there. Almost vapors. It would take FOREVER to wash the dishes because there was no water. Filling a glass of water to drink would necessitate planning ahead in order to not DIE OF THIRST first.
The best part of Rob's faucet fixing is that he confirmed my suspicions for why the water disappeared. It made me look good, it made him look good. Everyone looked good!
I made Eagle Bars yesterday. They contain pecans. Thus I have not tried them. But they smell fracking-fantastic! I don't have very much to say about them other than that. I think I will make a batch without nuts so I can eat them and rejoice in the glory that is caramel, chocolate chips, white chocolate, caramel, graham crackers and caramel. It looks almost like a candy bar. I sliced them very very generously since they are slightly thinner than my usual bar cookie. But be warned, it's very rich.
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